#4 Ken would have to investigate all of Bill's past buddies.

#8 He quivers every time he hears the word "tank."

#7 Rudolph's nose shorts out under water.

#7 It's hard to break a leg while diving.

#5 Peeing in your wet suit doesn't attract predators.

#5 You worry that your office elevator is ascending too quickly.Rich Lockyer of Chino, Calif.

#4 He thinks Grand Turk is a hotel in Istanbul.squid_pro_quo of salem, Va.

#7 That rip on my BC? Shark attack.Morad Hassan of Savannah, Ga.

#3 It increases your risk of entanglement.