#9 He invites you to the annual "Great White No Cage, No Problem Dive Experience." Scuba Diving's Top 10 Things Lists

#2 "I Can't Believe It's Not Spit" Mask Defogger. Scuba Diving's Top 10 Things Lists

#4 Headless Seahorseman. Scuba Diving's Top 10 Things Lists

#1 I'm either bent or in love, sweetheart, because when I see you I get all tingly. Scuba Diving's Top 10 Things Lists

#7 Still haven't developed a BC with enough lift to compensate for the pot of gold. Scuba Diving's Top 10 Things Lists

#4 Use your diver down flag to locate your car in parking lots. Scuba Diving's Top 10 Things Lists.

#7 He thinks BC is a comic strip about a caveman. Scuba Diving's Top 10 Things Lists

#10 A borrowed bottle of mask defogger is passed around and returned empty. Scuba Diving's Top 10 Things Lists.

#9 Borrow the mechanical Jaws from Universal Studios and install at Stingray City. Scuba Diving's Top 10 Things Lists.