10) You bought it at Lloyd Bridges' garage sale.
Jim Scalzo of Hollywood, Fla.

9) After a dive, you find seaweed in your bathing suit.
Chris Devlin of Wanneroo, Australia

8) You start having to patch the patches.
Michael Smith of Singapore

7) When you get topside, you hear people complain about the guy who mooned them at 50 feet.
Chad Johnson of Toledo, Ohio

6) Your buddies all insist on sitting upwind.
Phil Mangiaracina of Yorba Linda, Calif.

5) You get arrested for indecent exposure.
Lisa of Windsor, Ont.

4) You find it slowly creeping out the door.
Phil Mangiaracina of Yorba Linda, Calif.

3) You don't have enough neoprene left to hold the duct tape together.
Steve Wurfel of Austin, Texas

2) You're wearing more "wet" than "suit".
Michael McMurtry of Charlottesville, Va.

1) It takes several attempts to figure out which hole your head goes through.
Joel Van Kalken of Cairns, Australia