10) He always double checks your crotch strap for you.
Paul Counts of Manchester, Mo.

9) He offers to help you with your dry mouth.
Dave of New Haven, Conn.

8) You find her room key in your goody bag.
Nelson E. Baumer of Ossining, N.Y.

7) On her dive slate, she dots her i's with hearts.
Philip Lewin of Cleveland, Ohio

6) He suggests joining the 2 atmosphere club.
Danny of Ft. Lauderdale, Fla.

5) She asks you to help her out of her scuba gear...then her wetsuit...then her bathing suit.
Jwmooney of Clever, Mo.

4) When talking about your BC, he keeps referring to your "D cups," not your D rings.
Michael Held of Smyrna, Ga.

3) She tells you how sexy you look in rubber.
Nelson E. Baumer of Ossining, N.Y.

2) He keeps saying, "Nice bottom... uh, time."
Ken Carter of New York, N.Y.

1) He gives you the "share wetsuit" sign.
Nelson E. Baumer of Ossining, N.Y.