Top 10 Signs You Have NOT Tipped Your Divemaster Enough
Top 10 Signs You Have NOT Tipped Your Divemaster Enough
10) After the dive he tries to convince you that the 500 psi left in your tank is just fine for the 500-foot dive he wants to take you on now at no extra charge.
9) He invites you to the annual "Great White No Cage, No Problem Dive Experience."
8) He hands the tip back saying, "You obviously need this more than I do."
7) Your dive log is signed "M. T. Pawkets."
6) He assists you and your gear off the boat 20 feet from the dock.
5) He waits until you're doing your safety stop under the boat to pump out the marine head.
4) His dive briefing, in its entirety, is "There's a reef somewhere, kind of that way, good luck."
3) When you give him the out-of-air signal under water, he asks you, "Visa or Mastercard?"
2) Your dive at Stingray City is replaced with trip to Sea Wasp City.
1) When you hold out his tip, he looks at it and says, "Drink machine is over there, buddy."
Top 10 Signs You Have NOT Tipped Your Divemaster Enough
10) After the dive he tries to convince you that the 500 psi left in your tank is just fine for the 500-foot dive he wants to take you on now at no extra charge.
9) He invites you to the annual "Great White No Cage, No Problem Dive Experience."
8) He hands the tip back saying, "You obviously need this more than I do."
7) Your dive log is signed "M. T. Pawkets."
6) He assists you and your gear off the boat 20 feet from the dock.
5) He waits until you're doing your safety stop under the boat to pump out the marine head.
4) His dive briefing, in its entirety, is "There's a reef somewhere, kind of that way, good luck."
3) When you give him the out-of-air signal under water, he asks you, "Visa or Mastercard?"
2) Your dive at Stingray City is replaced with trip to Sea Wasp City.
1) When you hold out his tip, he looks at it and says, "Drink machine is over there, buddy."
